'Crap Part 2: Recycled Crap' Part I

Hello. Recently I avowed never to contribute anything to 'MySpace', but I feel there is something I'm passionate enough about to want to express my view of it. Realizing that myspace is a piece of crap, I decided to create a blog instead. So, what caused me to do this? Well dear reader(s?), this something is the sad state of the Entertainment Industry. I would have been content to merely wait out this drought we're having (oh, it IS a drought - believe it) and merely gripe about it to my friends until either they stabbed me or my head exploded, until the other day in Blockbuster video I encountered what I feel to be the worst example yet of what is plaguing the quality of movies, music, and all other forms of Art that have been abused and/or raped by the Marketing Industry (i.e. all other forms of Art). Such an archetype of reeking dog-vomit is this film and all of the people associated with making it, that I was compelled by/against my will to get off my lazy ass and write about it. (Actually, I can safely maintain my self-professed mantle of laziness by pointing out that I am writing this while at work, and hence avoiding doing real work). But I digress. The item in question is known as the movie sensation: "Transmorphers". Wait....what? No, this can't be. Not ONLY did they (money grubbing producers) get that dipshit Michael Bay to brutalize the sacred cartoon Transformers, but they actually made a movie that is such a blatant rip-off, one has to actually wonder if (compounded by the fact that Transmorphers came to video one week ahead of Transformers) the marketers of this pile of steaming shit were hoping poor unsuspecting customers would rent it by mistake...? And if so, is it beyond the realm of possibility that the producers of these two movies are in fact the same group of cretins?
The plot of Transmorphers, if you actually care, is that humans have been driven underground by an invading alien race of gigantic robots that can trans'morph'. So what were dealing with here is basically the exact story of Transformers, only - wait for it - the humans have been driven underground!!!
What brilliant bastion of creativity came up with such an amazing concept? Why didn't the creators of Transformers think of that?
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Guh...more on this later.